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submitted by:
Dugout
before Hos. This chick
will be all cool to you and your friend but all of a sudden
she is in the middle of your
shit. | |
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submitted by:
HerTutor
I wanted Brit for months
and she says no. Then she needs a math tutor and I trade my
help - for her mouth. HAH | |
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submitted by:
BusterCherry
I was her first but I
definitely wont be her last. This is Cammy, the whore that
broke my fucking heart! | |
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submitted by:
CamaroNick
Darla is a lil' chick
who makes great eye contact when she is on your dick but
beware she bites! | |
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submitted by:
Dipster
Her name is Chrissy and
I’ve been looking for something like this for a while. The
bitch has got it coming….” | |
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submitted by:
SpitNChicklets
She figured she was
special because I was her first. I figured she was special
because she never gagged | |
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submitted by:
Guinness
Dark haired Irish girls
are all I'm into but Kelly is one I wish I never met in the
first place. | |
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submitted by:
AloneAgain
I feel bad posting
this….. NOT! Borat is the fucking best! Watching that movie
was almost as much fun as fucking
her. | |
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submitted by:
L33tster
The really sexy girl
dates a nerd and thinks he doesn’t know it will end
eventually. I guess she forgot
nerds... | |
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submitted by:
Capt. Dan
What happens in Vegas
stays in vegas until the bitch starts calling your house and
leaving messages for your wife. | |
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submitted by:
Asshole Kenny
Lara was my friend
Kenny's sister. He stabbed me in the back so now you get to
see his sister suck me off. | |
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submitted by:
Snowstorm
I helped Sara out when
her car was stuck on the side of the road. Then the bitch goes
and fucks my cousin! | |
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submitted by:
Beachcomber
This was one of the
coolest chicks I met the whole time I was working on boats.
She had a busted outboard and I FIXED
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submitted by:
2DrinkMinimum
She acts like she is a
prude but get two drinks in Dawn and she'll even let you ass
fuck her. | |
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submitted by:
9ersFan
Holy Shit this girl
could suck it better than anyone but she could not shut the
fuck up during football games. | |
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submitted by:
Graduate
You ALWAYS thought you
were so much smarter than me. Feeling smarter now Laura?! Oh
yeah, I graduated! | |
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submitted by:
Crixpy
Lia has a nasty temper.
I dumped her by phone to skip all the bullshit drama she gets
off on. | |
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submitted by:
DeskJockey
I was having sex with
this girl for more than two years and when I tell her I want
to end it she goes and tells
her... | |
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submitted by:
YankyCranky
Silvia may be a paid
whore but she is twice the woman you'll ever be Sophia and she
SWALLOWS! | |
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submitted by:
StepOff
Brazilian girls like
Wanda think they are all that but you know they aint just like
I know it. | |
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submitted by:
UpTheAss
I put this girl’s ass up
there with any girl you can name. Smooth and sweet, jiggles
when you smack it. Damn. | |
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submitted by:
Beamer
Rhonda spent last
semester serving as our Frat Mattress. The girl will do
anything for a cold beer | |
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submitted by:
Hurricane
If she said one more
time how cute Vince Vaughn was she was gonna make me put my
fucking hand through a wall | |
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submitted by:
Igraine
Her and her camera. I
told her to! She always took 200 pics anywhere we went and now
they are all coming back at her.
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submitted by:
Nascar3
If you get a ride on
this girl you may want to kick the tires.Half the guys I know
fucked her. | |
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submitted by:
MoneyMan
As long as the money
rolls in Karen is a great gal, soon as you hit hard times she
ditches you like it was nothing. | |
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submitted by:
300Game
"I’ve been bowling my
whole life and I have never found a girl looser than a 7-10
split like this one. | |
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submitted by:
SheWasACunt
She was a cunt the
moment I met her. I kept hoping her
personality would end up as
sweet. | |
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submitted by:
YourMom
You guys can all fuck
off. Im not putting Karina up on here for you to enjoy, Im
doing it so she can suffer the
way. | |
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submitted by:
Bronco
Sally was my highschool
sweetheart. We were together for 8 years. I should have dumped
her a long time
ago. | |
